🐣 vs the breakfast underworld.
Pick your pain level.
Move: ◀ ▶ / A D · Fire: 🌭 / Space · Bomb: B · Scorched Earth: S
You're the chick. The breakfast underworld descends from above. Slide along the bottom and fire 🌭 straight up. If the horde reaches your row, or you run out of ♥, it's over.
Move: ◀ ▶ or A/D · Fire: 🌭 or Space (hold to autofire)
🍳 Sunny Side — 6 ♥, slow and gentle, generous drops, bosses arrive late. A warm welcome. Scores count x1.
🌶️ Spicy — 5 ♥, the classic pace. Scores count x1.5.
💀 Sass Death — 4 ♥, fast and mean, bosses from wave 1, a double Mirror Match at wave 7, scorched earth costs 25%. Brutal but beatable. Scores count x3.
😈 Grunt — marches, descends. +6,900
😏 Weaver — strafes side to side while marching. +6,900
👿 Diver — breaks formation and kamikazes at you. +13,800
🤬 Tank — takes 3 hits. +20,700
🥞 Stack Daddy — lobs syrup globs that pool on the floor. Standing in syrup slows you badly.
☕ The Barista — while alive, everything on screen moves and fires faster. Kill the coffee first.
🥓 Sizzler — fires three-way grease spreads.
👹 Demon King — the classic. Drops drumsticks that block your shots.
Boss kill: +690,000 · they almost always drop loot.
Every 🌭 costs −69. The sass tax. Spray and pray and you'll shoot yourself broke.
Wave clear bonus: +100,000 · all kill points ride your combo and your difficulty multiplier.
Every kill bumps your combo; every 3 kills raises the multiplier, up to x10. Go ~2 seconds without a kill (or take a hit) and it resets. Big scores come from keeping the chain alive.
🥚 Spread shot — three 🌭 per pull, 8s
☕ Rapid fire — nearly double fire rate, 8s
🥓 Shield — absorbs one hit, 9s
🔥 Damage up — 🌭 hit twice as hard, 10s
🧈 Slow-mo — the world drips like butter
💣 +1 Bomb — adds to your stash
🪩 Disco Clear — rare. The ball drops, the lights sweep, everything dies in style
❤️ +1 Life — only the Demon King carries hearts. Make of that what you will
Press 💣 (or B). Wipes every grunt — all paying out at your current multipliers — chunks every boss, clears enemy fire. You start with one; the badge shows your stash.
The red button. Once per game. Costs 20% of your score (25% on Sass Death), taken immediately, no refunds.
In exchange: total incineration — grunts die (unpaid; this is survival, not profit), bosses take massive damage, all enemy fire evaporates, and you walk out with a short shield. Save it for the moment everything goes wrong.
At wave 8 (wave 7 on Sass Death) the demons step aside and she appears: your mirror. She tracks your movement, fires 🌭 back, and punishes every shot you take with one of her own. On 💀 Sass Death there are two of her. You can't outgun a mirror — outmaneuver yourself. Win, and the waves continue, faster and meaner, forever.
Top 10 lives on the server across all devices, with an all-time board and a today board that resets daily. Every entry is tagged with the mode it was earned on (🍳🌶️💀). Die, sign your three initials, claim your spot — your latest run glows gold.
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